Forget Times Square, the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty, any child of the ’80s knows that the best things about New York are the subterranean Technodromes, the surprisingly well-lit sewers and the pizza parlors that happily serve pies with bizarre toppings to manholes and storm drains. So show off your love for all things NY and ninja with the most shellacious t-shirt this side of Dimension X.

(If you bought one of my t-shirts, iPhone covers, stickers or whatever, I’d love to see how it looks! Send a pic to my Redbubble mail or get me on my email – dj@danielrubinstein.com)